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Saturday, December 27, 2003

Oh, that wacky Dissident Frogman. Press his red button.

Rafty, don't even think about it.



By the way, has anyone ever heard Hewitt referred to as "Our Lleyton"? I haven't.

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The Mad Cow Was from Kanukistan.
I thought they had a mad cow up in Alberta not so long ago. We were still buying their cows?

This whole thing has got me thinking about Kuru, or Mad Cannibal disease.

Basically, we're not to eat our own kind. It's unhealthy. Unless it's a "lifestyle choice".

Scapegoats

Somebody over at the Democratic Underground thinks that W. caused the earthquake in Iran. That's crazy talk. It is well known that earthquakes are caused by rabbits pounding on the ground with their hind legs.

Friday, December 26, 2003

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AYS from Iraq at a Glance, commenting on Mo:

The leader of Libya ( for the first time) behave like a reasonable man .. he was using his mind when he’s decided that.
I am sure that he’s imagined himself instead of Saddam in that hole !! yes.. let every crazy president feels the same..
They might use their WMD weapons in any time..
But when the leader of Libya heard what happened to the tyrant he said immediately : Oh.. no.. I am sorry ! I found some weapons in my country .. come and take it.!!

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Domino's Pizza founder and CEO Tom Monaghan's new conservative Catholic university, Ave Maria, is up and running over by Naples.

Flaherty, the admissions counselor, said that on the weekends, some students have visited Planned Parenthood in Naples, where they "pray to end abortion.''

I think the ideas of praying and ending abortion probably made the Miami Herald reporter a little green around the gills.

Anyways, welcome to the neighborhood, y'all.

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Mr. Cracker and I differ on our politics. Every four years for the past couple of decades I do a little dance and tell him how I'm cancelling out his vote.

It's the little things that help cement a relationship.

Thursday, December 25, 2003

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Drudge reports that the terrorists were planning on crashing the plane into Las Vegas.
That won't do, as the most gorgeous male athlete in the world lives in Las Vegas. He's busy training for the Australian Open, and does not need planes flying into him at this time.



We'll learn more about what happened in the days to come. Thank God for the all the lives that have been spared.

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MERRY CHRISTMAS!! JOY TO THE WORLD!!



Wednesday, December 24, 2003

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"For unto us, this day, a child is born, a son is given, and he shall be called Wonderful Counselor, Mighty God, Everlasting Father, Prince of Peace."

Merry Christmas!

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Norad tracks Santa.

He better not try to fly in here from France tonight or we'll have to blow his butt right out the sky.

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The Glass Ceiling and the Pack of Bitches Sisterhood

There's a report out that says:

For the first time since tracking began 20 years ago, U.S. women outnumber men in higher paying, white collar managerial and professional occupations.

That's a nice fact. But then they lose me:

"As a growing number move into upper management roles, those further down the ladder will reap the benefits by increasingly being targeted for advancement," said John A. Challenger, chief executive officer of Challenger, Gray & Christmas.


John, you think women are going to promote other women just because? What you know about us ain't much. Women *not* promoting women is more like it. I bet most of these ceiling-busting women caught their breaks from men. Probably from nice guys like you, John.

Sometimes the boot on your face is a high heel.

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Gratuitous Duane Allman pic



He's probably saying "Good dope!" *sigh*

Wail on, Skydog!

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From my hometown:

FORT MYERS -- A woman was charged with retail theft after allegedly forcing her 11-year-old daughter to help shoplift clothes she planned to give her for Christmas.

The girl and her siblings don't live with the mother, thank goodness. The police bought all the kids clothes for Christmas and threw the mom's butt in jail.

Monday, December 22, 2003

From Mike Keefe, The Denver Post

Sunday, December 21, 2003

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Bet y'all haven't looked at a Duane Allman pic all day. Wail on, Skydog!

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Me and my pal Rylee run an Andre Agassi board. If anyone wants to put him under our tree, go ahead. Merry Christmas!

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Death to Barney!

Shiloh doesn't love Barney. What she does love is sinking her teeth into his soft, cottony guts.

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I love it!

From The New York Post:

'BUSH' WITH BUTCHER IN SOLITARY

By STEFAN C. FRIEDMAN

December 21, 2003 -- Saddam Hussein is a psychologically broken man - muttering curses and spending his days staring at a portrait of President Bush hung in his jail cell, according to the chief civilian administrator in Iraq.
Paul Bremer told "60 Minutes" in an interview airing on CBS tonight about his half-hour meeting with the Butcher of Baghdad.

Bremer and four Iraqis who visited Saddam to verify his identification are the only people to see the defeated madman in his cell, believed to be in Baghdad.

New details about Saddam's capture emerge in the interview.

The dictator had two machine guns with him in his "spider hole" when he was nabbed, but didn't fire a shot, said Dr. Mowaffak al Rubaie, one of the Iraqis who accompanied Bremer.

Al Rubaie, who had been imprisoned and tortured by Saddam's goons, got sweet revenge, mocking his former tormenter's cowardice.

"You did not shoot a single bullet," al Rubaie said to Saddam. "You can sacrifice all Iraqi lives, but when it comes to your life you spare that . . . Saddam Hussein, you are a coward."

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"In My World"

Frank J's "In My World" series really cracks me up. Here's the latest one.

"I say we cut him into four pieces and place each piece at the four corners of the world as a warning to others," Rumsfeld offered.

"I say we give him a taste of his own medicine," Bush said, "and bury him in a mass grave... a mass grave of one!"


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The Doughs!

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We'd already gotten such a wonderful Christmas present, but there's Mo putting more presents under the tree!

Libya has provided intelligence on hundreds of al-Qaeda and other Islamic militants, and renounced attempts to develop weapons of mass destruction, in an effort to end its pariah nation status.

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Mr. Cracker put the outside Christmas lights up yesterday. Yay!
I've got a pot of water with vanilla extract in it boiling on the stove so the house will smell Christmassy.

Saddam's got the Christmas spirit too!

(via Little Tiny Lies)

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